Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen
Transcribed by a fan
M1: ";Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun";
[all agree]
M2: ";Whoa,do you smell that skunk";
All: ";Yeah
M2: ";You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up";
[all agree]
M3: ";It kinda reminds me of smelling weed";
[all agree]
M1: ";Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy";
[all agree]
M2: ";It reminds me of smelling an ass";
[all agree]
M4: ";It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass";
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: ";Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it";
M1: ";I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo";
M3: ";Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that";
[all agree]
M1: ";Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable";
[all agree]
M2: ";Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi";
[all agree]
M3: ";It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'";
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: ";I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that";
M2: ";I always knew that guy was a little wierd";
M1: ";Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome";
M2: ";It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place";
M1: ";It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place";
M2: ";Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids";
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: ";Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it";
M1: ";Man they were all crazy, hey, what's that";
Cow: ";Moo";
M1: ";Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh";
[car chrashes]
";Hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the album.";
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